they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
