If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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