East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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