get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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