She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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