god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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