i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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