and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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