Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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