piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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