If that was your dad, he is hot
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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