found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Sext me about skeletons
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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