real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
