no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I have aggressive nipples.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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