She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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