I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Also, beer. Big fan.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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