i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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