We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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