hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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