Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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