everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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