there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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