Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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