Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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