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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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