um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
