I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just want nice things and good sex
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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