I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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