I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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