But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm passing your future prison.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Randomize
