That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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