another moral hangover. fuck.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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