absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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