you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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