What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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