Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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