just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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