I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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