In the future we'll all be gay
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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