I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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