Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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