How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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