you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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