I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
