sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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