He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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