So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
