so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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