And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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