it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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